The benefits of retirement...

[The Annoyed Man]

[Received by a friend in an unattributed e-mail -- TAM]

Subject: Look What Can Be Done When You Retire

Told by a retiree.....

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Obama in '08."

[bdickens]

[Wildscar]

[bpet]

That one got me. I was really feeling sorry for the knuckle head retiree then I blew.....

Great to have the time to promote humanity that way. I might even give it a try myself.

[bdickens]

Oh, BTW: you owe me a keyboard!

[The Annoyed Man]

Oh, BTW: you owe me a keyboard!

Heh heh!!

[LedJedi]

NICE!!

[pedalman]

Ya gotta feel for the poor slob who owned the parked car.