
It's CONSTABLE
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It's CONSTABLE
I have noticed a lot of people spelling it wrong on here. Instead of correcting them in their threads I thought I would just do it here and hope that they saw it. 

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Re: It's CONSTABLE
And I thought it was called "Istanbul" now. 

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I thought it was Constantinople 

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HighVelocity wrote:I thought it was Constantinople
It was (at one time).
Then the Ottoman Empire conquered it in 1453... and the name was officially changed to "Istanbul" in 1930, or at least that is what historians will tell you.
The truth is: "Constantinople" (just like Constable) was just too hard to spell so they changed it to something easier!


We really shouldn't mock this post so shamelessly.

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Re: It's CONSTABLE
I always thought it was "Yes, Officer."


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Re: It's CONSTABLE
I thought it was Constance. She's cute!


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Re: It's CONSTABLE
You know, when a really aged constable sees a pretty girl like that, the first thing he thinks is "Nice teeth,,," 

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Re: It's CONSTABLE
CONSTABLE??? Is that what the bad guys eat at?
I know, I know... but all of the witty intellectual jokes were taken by the time I saw this? This is what you're left with.

I know, I know... but all of the witty intellectual jokes were taken by the time I saw this? This is what you're left with.
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Re: It's CONSTABLE
If you're constantly constible, you probably need more fiber.
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KBCraig wrote:If you're constantly constible, you probably need more fiber.

Just kidding KB.
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Then you should be taking in a different kind of ConKBCraig wrote:If you're constantly constible, you probably need more fiber.

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HighVelocity wrote:Then you should be taking in a different kind of ConKBCraig wrote:If you're constantly constible, you probably need more fiber.
Of course you could also try some conberry, or conagranite juice.
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Re: It's CONSTABLE
"Ees gun! Ees not safe!"
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Re: It's CONSTABLE
This post is getting quite CONvoluted isn't it?
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ScubaSigGuy wrote:KBCraig wrote:If you're constantly constible, you probably need more fiber.
Now i don't feel so bad.
Just kidding KB.
Thats because you have plenty of fiber.

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