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I have noticed a lot of people spelling it wrong on here. Instead of correcting them in their threads I thought I would just do it here and hope that they saw it. :tiphat:
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And I thought it was called "Istanbul" now. ;-)
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I thought it was Constantinople :biggrinjester:
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HighVelocity wrote:I thought it was Constantinople :biggrinjester:

It was (at one time).

Then the Ottoman Empire conquered it in 1453... and the name was officially changed to "Istanbul" in 1930, or at least that is what historians will tell you.

The truth is: "Constantinople" (just like Constable) was just too hard to spell so they changed it to something easier! "rlol" ;-)


We really shouldn't mock this post so shamelessly. :oops:
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I always thought it was "Yes, Officer."

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I thought it was Constance. She's cute!
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You know, when a really aged constable sees a pretty girl like that, the first thing he thinks is "Nice teeth,,," :lol:
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CONSTABLE??? Is that what the bad guys eat at?


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If you're constantly constible, you probably need more fiber.
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KBCraig wrote:If you're constantly constible, you probably need more fiber.

:lol: Now i don't feel so bad.


Just kidding KB.
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KBCraig wrote:If you're constantly constible, you probably need more fiber.
Then you should be taking in a different kind of Con

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HighVelocity wrote:
KBCraig wrote:If you're constantly constible, you probably need more fiber.
Then you should be taking in a different kind of Con

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Of course you could also try some conberry, or conagranite juice.
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Constable Parrot ate one of those.

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This post is getting quite CONvoluted isn't it?
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ScubaSigGuy wrote:
KBCraig wrote:If you're constantly constible, you probably need more fiber.

:lol: Now i don't feel so bad.


Just kidding KB.

Thats because you have plenty of fiber. ;-)

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