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I just received this email from one of my best friends:
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It's in the way you dress. The way you boogie down. The way you sign your unemployment check. You're a man who likes to do things your own way. And on those special odd-numbered Saturdays when driving is permitted, you want it in your car. It's that special feeling of a zero-emissions wind at your back and a road ahead meandering with possibilities. The kind of feeling you get behind the wheel of the Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition from Congressional Motors.

All new for 2012, the Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition is the mandatory American car so advanced it took $100 billion and an entire Congress to design it. We started with same reliable 7-way hybrid ethanol-biodeisel-electric-clean coal-wind-solar-pedal power plant behind the base model Pelosi, but packed it with extra oomph and the sassy styling pizazz that tells the world that 1974 Detroit is back again -- with a vengeance.

We've subsidized the features you want and taxed away the rest. With its advanced Al Gore-designed V-3 under the hood pumping out 22.5 thumping, carbon-neutral ponies of Detroit muscle, you'll never be late for the Disco or the Day Labor Shelter. Engage the pedal drive or strap on the optional jumbo mizzenmast, and the GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition easily exceeds 2016 CAFE mileage standards. At an estimated 268 MPG, that's a savings of nearly $1800 per week in fuel cost over the 2011 Pelosi.

Even with increased performance we didn't skimp on safety. With 11-point passenger racing harnesses, 15-way airbags, and mandatory hockey helmet, you'll have the security knowing that you could survive a 45 MPH collision even if the GTxi SS/Rt were capable of that kind of illegal speed.

But the changes don't stop there. Sporty mag-style hubcaps and an all-new aggressive wedge shape designed by CM's Chief Stylist Ted Kennedy slices through the wind like an omnibus spending bill. It even features an airtight undercarriage to keep you and a passenger afloat up to 15 minutes -- even in the choppy waters of a Cape Cod inlet. Available in a rainbow of color choices to match any wardrobe, from Harvest Avocado to French Mustard.

Inside, a luxurious all-velour interior designed by Barney Frank features thoughtful appointments like in-dash condom dispenser and detachable vibrating shift knob. A special high capacity hatchback holds up to 300 aluminum cans, meaning fewer trips to the redemption center. And the standard 3 speaker Fairness ActoPhonic FM low-band sound system means you'll never miss a segment of NPR again.

Best of all, the Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt is made right here in the U.S.A. by fully card-checked unionized workers and Detroit's famous visionary jet-set managers. Even if you don't own one, you can enjoy the patriotic satisfaction that you're supporting the high wages, good benefits, and generous political donations that are once again making the American car industry the envy of the world.

But why not buy one anyway? With an MSRP starting at only $629,999.99, it's affordable too. Don't forget to ask about dealer incentives, rebates, tax credits, and wealth redistribution plans for customers from dozens of qualifying special interest groups. Plus easy-pay financing programs from Fanny Mae.

So take the bus to your local CM dealer today and find out why the Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition is the only car endorsed by President Barack Obama. One test drive will convince you that you'd choose it over the import brands. Even if they were still legal.
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:cheers2: ...Very Clever!!
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I'm thinking more like the "BC" comic guy that rides around on the wheel.
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Dang...time to dust off my dads old zuit suit!
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Pimp my ride?

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It is from http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - there is some amusing comment there too... all new to me...

You know, it is really odd. Since the election, everyone is going out and frantically buying AR-15s and AKs, and what I really want is another lever action. Nevermind.
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BobCat wrote:It is from http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - there is some amusing comment there too... all new to me...
I should have known. I read Iowahawk blog once in a while. It's about the funniest one out there.
You know, it is really odd. Since the election, everyone is going out and frantically buying AR-15s and AKs, and what I really want is another lever action. Nevermind.
I've scratched the AR itch for now; but I just asked my son a couple of days ago what he would think about a lever rifle in a thumping caliber like 444 Marlin, topped with a holo-sight for hogs and home defense.

He looked at me like I had lost my mind... ...but then he's only 18. What does he know anyway? :mrgreen:
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Well, I agree about thumper calibers but 444 is more punishment than I'm ready for. I think a nice .44 Mag Marlin would fill the bill... faster handling than the .357 mag since the barrel OD is about the same but the ID is bigger - less steel to swing.

I do not wish to give up an inch of ground... but if "they" want to ban semi-automatic rifles badly enough, they'll manage. Banning the lever action - what most people think of as a "Winchester" - is another matter. And I have a soft spot for leverguns anyway.

The pelosi-mobile got me to thinking though. In the early 1970s the laws changed so that things like dual Weber carburators (e.g. Alpha Romeo, Lotus, - and I think the XKE had three of them) were illegal. All sorts of emissions laws almost killed performance cars, but good Engineering brought back the power, and now we don't hardly remember how bleak it was in 1972 or so.

What new firearms designs might come about in consequence of new "bans" that "they" enact? For a while you could not buy a new AR-15 in CA; then the "compliant" stocks and "fixed" magazines came along and now there are AR-15s that are not "assault weapons" in CA. I don't want one of them, but they are proof that firearms designers are smarter than crooked politicians.

Better stop here... don't need blood pressure to spike right now, no cat here to sit with me and lower it to normal.
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BobCat wrote:What new firearms designs might come about in consequence of new "bans" that "they" enact? For a while you could not buy a new AR-15 in CA; then the "compliant" stocks and "fixed" magazines came along and now there are AR-15s that are not "assault weapons" in CA.
High capacity detachable magazines and auto/semi-auto features are not the most important aspect to the rifleman. Sure, those features would be valuable in a zombie outbreak, but in a military-style engagement of a hostile enemy, good sights and accurate shot placement are infinitely more important. Surprise, good cover and shot placement trump everything.

There is something to be said for all those kills racked up with a Mosin Nagant 91/30 bolt action rifle. You take a shot and run to the next position, always keeping on the move so the enemy doesn't know where you are.

At least, these are some things I've read in my reading. I hope to never have to put them into practice! :eek6
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TheArmedFarmer wrote:
BobCat wrote:What new firearms designs might come about in consequence of new "bans" that "they" enact? For a while you could not buy a new AR-15 in CA; then the "compliant" stocks and "fixed" magazines came along and now there are AR-15s that are not "assault weapons" in CA.
High capacity detachable magazines and auto/semi-auto features are not the most important aspect to the rifleman. Sure, those features would be valuable in a zombie outbreak, but in a military-style engagement of a hostile enemy, good sights and accurate shot placement are infinitely more important. Surprise, good cover and shot placement trump everything.
So all those guys in Iraq can give up their 30 round magazines and go for a California legal, top-loading AR with a fixed 10 round magazine? What you're saying may be true when all the bad guys are armed with sling shots and bows and arrows; but when they are not, I believe in peace through superior firepower.
There is something to be said for all those kills racked up with a Mosin Nagant 91/30 bolt action rifle. You take a shot and run to the next position, always keeping on the move so the enemy doesn't know where you are.

At least, these are some things I've read in my reading. I hope to never have to put them into practice! :eek6
Yes, there is something to be said for it, which is why scout-snipers employ bolt action rifles, but not everyone can be a scout sniper. And if what you're after is a fireball and boom followed by a small mushroom cloud that will let your enemy know 3 counties over that you're within his artillery range, the Mosin Nagant is a superb choice. That being said, if that were all there were to it, the Rooskies would still be issuing Mosin Nagant's to the general infrantry. They' are not. There must be a reason. And even scout snipers carry a backup weapon with a higher rate of fire for when the pre-fossilized coprolites hit the oscillating ventilation device.

The M1 Garand was a superior battle rifle to every other nation's battle rifles of the day for basically ONE reason: It was semi-automatic, and could sustain a rate of fire that could not be matched by a rifleman armed with a Mauser, Enfield, or Mosin Nagant - all of which were passably good battle rifles, but not good enough. The .30-06 cartridge fired by the Garand was not so significantly superior to either the 8mm Mauser, .303 British, or 7.62x54mm Russian cartridges that caliber made the big difference. It was all about rate of fire, and even a confirmed Tank guy like Patton pronounced the Garand "the greatest implement of battle ever devised."

I like a bolt rifle as much as any man here. I own a very nice and accurate Remington 700 VSF in .308, and as much as I enjoy my 2 ARs, I prefer shooting my Remington. That being said, a Remington 700 is not the best tool available for home defense (unless you're covering the entrances to your property 1,000 yards away). It is not the best weapon for a "run and gun" offense. Every tool has its proper application. Most military rifle engagements take place at distances that are well within the effective range of an AR, or AK type of weapon without any loss of accuracy. At those distances, a bolt rifle can actually become an impediment.

Besides, an AR can be just as much fun, and just as challenging to shoot well as a bolt rifle. I have a Bushmaster Varminter that will shoot .5" groups. My son has a Rock River Arms Varminter that has put two bullets into one hole on several occasions. So, a well setup AR should be just as interesting to a rifleman as any bolt rifle. Whoever it was who said "only accurate rifles are interesting" would understand the charm of a tack driving AR15.

...I'm just sayin'....
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The Annoyed Man wrote:
BobCat wrote:It is from http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - there is some amusing comment there too... all new to me...
I should have known. I read Iowahawk blog once in a while. It's about the funniest one out there.
You know, it is really odd. Since the election, everyone is going out and frantically buying AR-15s and AKs, and what I really want is another lever action. Nevermind.
I've scratched the AR itch for now; but I just asked my son a couple of days ago what he would think about a lever rifle in a thumping caliber like 444 Marlin, topped with a holo-sight for hogs and home defense.

He looked at me like I had lost my mind... ...but then he's only 18. What does he know anyway? :mrgreen:

You already have the AR's...so why not take advantage of their modular nature. Just buy a .458 SOCOM upper and you basically have a round that equals 45-70 ballistics and power levels (more than enough for hogs and specifically designed to provide more stopping power against BG's). You can even use your standard 5.56/.223 magazines with no modifications. Loads/bullets are avialable from 250 gr. all the way up to 600 gr.
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That .458 SOCOM round looks interesting. I've also considered a .50 Beowulf upper, but they seem to be considerably more expensive.
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TheArmedFarmer wrote:
BobCat wrote:What new firearms designs might come about in consequence of new "bans" that "they" enact? For a while you could not buy a new AR-15 in CA; then the "compliant" stocks and "fixed" magazines came along and now there are AR-15s that are not "assault weapons" in CA.
High capacity detachable magazines and auto/semi-auto features are not the most important aspect to the rifleman. Sure, those features would be valuable in a zombie outbreak, but in a military-style engagement of a hostile enemy, good sights and accurate shot placement are infinitely more important. Surprise, good cover and shot placement trump everything.
Now that's got me wondering; how hard would it be to make a lever-action AR? Detachable mags, (preferably existing AR mags) adjustable composite stock, all the naughty bits, but not semiauto. I'd save up my nickels for a .308 or .243 LAR10.
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BobCat wrote:It is from http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - there is some amusing comment there too... all new to me...

You know, it is really odd. Since the election, everyone is going out and frantically buying AR-15s and AKs, and what I really want is another lever action. Nevermind.
You folks need to go check out the Appendix "A" on one of those AWB filed bills...HR 1022, HR 6257...They re-file these just to keep them somewhere in the system...The latest one will be re-filed again just in time to get it moving for real in a more condusive political enviroment...

But that is beside the point...We know the battle is coming again...

If you go look at one that has the "list", you'll see that some lever action rifles have been classified as assault weapons...Or something to that effect if I recall correctly...

I bought a Marlin 1895 (plain jane), and they have listed the SS version of that model on the bill to be banned or made illegal to even possess if it is passed...

Just thought I would throw this in the hopper...
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Stevie,

Is there nothing in the Constitution about ex post facto laws? I know they do it all the time - make things illegal that have been legal for a hundred years or so - but how do they weasle that?

As far as a lever-action AR, no point - but there are two pump-action .223 rifles out there that use AR-15 mags. One is made by Remington, and one is an AR-15 with the forearm made to slide, and the gas tube replaced by an action bar. Don't know if it is still made but it was introduced after the 1994 awb.

As far as volume of fire - no doubt a semi-auto or full-auto is great for suppressive fire, but for aimed fire the lever gun gives up little in speed to the autoloader. Reloading a tube magazine is much slower than switching box magazines, but if you are in the position to shoot one / load one, you never run dry. And no, I'm not trying to make the case that a lever, pump, or bolt gun is as good as or preferable to an autoloader, any more than I'd suggest that cutting firewood with a hand-powered saw is as good as a chainsaw - just saying that all is not lost if your chainsaw runs of of gas or is outlawed.

More important to me is the principle that the government can suddenly declare rights we have had for 200 years to be null and void. I'm grateful to be so old that I probably will be gone before this wonderful country joins the rest of the so-called "free world" on the scrap-pile of history, but knowing it is coming and seeing it happen is real sad.

Have a happy Thanksgiving. We still have much to be grateful for, and giving up is not an option.

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