A (not-so) Smart Bomb

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I'm still waiting on this to come true

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Seems like they had the same problem that Achmed did - premature detonation.

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davidtx wrote:Seems like they had the same problem that Achmed did - premature detonation.

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psijac wrote:I'm still waiting on this to come true

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Back in the '70's there was a group of radicals that were
building a bomb in an upscale brownstone in NYC. Their
bomb blew up by accident and took out their own building,
plus about 4 of the radicals' lives.

I had a friend from Tel Aviv, Israel and he said that the
Palestinians would routinely blow themselves up by mistake.

Sometimes the Palestinians would 86 themselves in their own
homes. Sometimes the bomb would blow up in their cars on
their way to deliver it.

A little known fact about bombings that occur and involve Israeli
deaths is that to meet Jewish religious requirements, ALL parts of
a body must be recovered in order for the decedents to be buried.

There is a special team of Jewish people who remove every single
piece of human tissue using Q-tips, toothbrushes, or what have you
to ensure that no piece of Jewish tissue remains on the blown up bus,
or the restaurant walls, or wherever the bombing happened.

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High-five to Darwin.
The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it to be always kept alive. It will often be exercised when wrong, but better so than not to be exercised at all. I like a little rebellion now and then. It is like a storm in the atmosphere. -Thomas Jefferson
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