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Re: A (not-so) Smart Bomb

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:57 pm
by psijac
I'm still waiting on this to come true

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Re: A (not-so) Smart Bomb

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:06 pm
by davidtx
Seems like they had the same problem that Achmed did - premature detonation.

-davidtx

Re: A (not-so) Smart Bomb

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:41 pm
by The Annoyed Man
davidtx wrote:Seems like they had the same problem that Achmed did - premature detonation.

-davidtx
Achmed the Dead Terrorist? (warning: a handful of mild cuss words)

Re: A (not-so) Smart Bomb

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:54 pm
by Tamie
psijac wrote:I'm still waiting on this to come true

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It wasn't a VW. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlQ8NNFIT2Y" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Re: A (not-so) Smart Bomb

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:07 am
by surprise_i'm_armed
Back in the '70's there was a group of radicals that were
building a bomb in an upscale brownstone in NYC. Their
bomb blew up by accident and took out their own building,
plus about 4 of the radicals' lives.

I had a friend from Tel Aviv, Israel and he said that the
Palestinians would routinely blow themselves up by mistake.

Sometimes the Palestinians would 86 themselves in their own
homes. Sometimes the bomb would blow up in their cars on
their way to deliver it.

A little known fact about bombings that occur and involve Israeli
deaths is that to meet Jewish religious requirements, ALL parts of
a body must be recovered in order for the decedents to be buried.

There is a special team of Jewish people who remove every single
piece of human tissue using Q-tips, toothbrushes, or what have you
to ensure that no piece of Jewish tissue remains on the blown up bus,
or the restaurant walls, or wherever the bombing happened.

SIA

Re: A (not-so) Smart Bomb

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:38 am
by karl
High-five to Darwin.