I'll Save ya, Little Buddy!

[TexasGal]

You can't make this stuff up. Notice this did not happen in Texas. Down here, we know when those things are dead.


Police: Drunk Pa. man tried to revive dead opossum

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. – Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway.

State police Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal Thursday along Route 36 in Oliver Township, about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Levier says the animal already had been dead a while.

[seniorshooteress]

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Levier says the animal already had been dead a while.

How drunk do you have to be?

[Keith B]

Maybe he really wasn't that drunk; maybe he was just a real big supporter and member of PETA?

[joe817]

Nahhhh, he was examining the meat for suitable addings to his chili.

[jmra]

Nahhhh, he was examining the meat for suitable addings to his chili.

Boy that reminds me of the guy Rush used to talk about on his show years ago that would make dishes out of road kill, I think mostly puppies.

[silverbear]

He probably thought it was Punxsutawney Phil!

[Oldgringo]

Nahhhh, he was examining the meat for suitable addings to his chili.

I didn't know yankees knew about chili?

[Keith B]

Nahhhh, he was examining the meat for suitable addings to his chili.

I didn't know yankees knew about chili?

They really don't. They make some kind of slop with beans in it and call it chili.

[KC5AV]

Nahhhh, he was examining the meat for suitable addings to his chili.

I didn't know yankees knew about chili?

They really don't. They make some kind of slop with beans in it and call it chili.

[cougartex]

[WildBill]

I didn't know what the title meant ...

At first, I thought it was a story about Gilligan's Island.

[USA1]

I didn't know what the title meant ...

At first, I thought it was a story about Gilligan's Island.

That's the first thing that came to mind.
I'll bet the younger members are saying.."Who's Gilligan ?, and what's this island you speak of ?".

[JAguirre]

Saw this story on the news this morning. I got a kick out of it.:)

[WildBill]

I didn't know what the title meant ...

At first, I thought it was a story about Gilligan's Island.

That's the first thing that came to mind.
I'll bet the younger members are saying.."Who's Gilligan ?, and what's this island you speak of ?".

Gilligan: "HELP!!!!!!!! Skipperrrrrrrr!"
Skipper: "Don't worry, I'll Save Ya, Little Buddy!"