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Amish Virus

Thou hast just received an Amish Virus. Since we don't have electricity or computers, thou're on the honor system. Please delete thy files.

Thank thee.

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"rlol" "rlol" "rlol" "rlol" "rlol" "rlol" "rlol" "rlol" "rlol"
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well crap...i knew i shouldnt have opened this.

I just deleted all my files. My wife is not gonna be happy.
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That a good one M. Deusch!

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XtremeDuty.45 wrote:well crap...i knew i shouldnt have opened this.

I just deleted all my files. My wife is not gonna be happy.
You went to A&M too? :smilelol5:
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No I went to OU "rlol"
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"rlol" "rlol" "rlol"
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The Annoyed Man wrote:
XtremeDuty.45 wrote:well crap...i knew i shouldnt have opened this.

I just deleted all my files. My wife is not gonna be happy.
You went to A&M too? :smilelol5:
:nono:

Okay just kidding. We like Aggie jokes as much as the rest of Texas.

Speaking of which, how do I get my files back now? AVGuard isn't picking up this "amish virus" with a virus scan and I've done it twice already.... "rlol"
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74novaman wrote:
The Annoyed Man wrote:
XtremeDuty.45 wrote:well crap...i knew i shouldnt have opened this.

I just deleted all my files. My wife is not gonna be happy.
You went to A&M too? :smilelol5:
:nono:

Okay just kidding. We like Aggie jokes as much as the rest of Texas.

Speaking of which, how do I get my files back now? AVGuard isn't picking up this "amish virus" with a virus scan and I've done it twice already.... "rlol"
They will arrive in a few months. The files will be carved on wooden tablets and delivered by a black horse-drawn buggy. :tiphat:
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Those darn Amish...They get into everything!!!
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Both are crack ups!
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I get jokes "rlol"
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