Ten Reasons Guns Should Be Banned!

[Bonc_CHL]

Enjoy!

Ten Good Reasons To Ban Guns.

1. Guns are used in self-defense over 2 million times a year. However, this makes the attempted crime a "non-event," which necessarily complicates the Police investigation. Without civilian ownership of guns, these Police investigations would not have been compromised. Civilians should leave crime prevention to the Police, who are properly equipped to investigate following the crime's completion.

2. Some .004 % (4/1000 of 1%) of guns are used in crime each year. This is way too high. All guns should be banned.

3. Guns are unnecessary. In 98% of civilian gun defenses, no shot is fired. If you are not going to fire a shot, you clearly don't need a gun. This proves that the guns are unnecessary. Banning guns will prevent these unnecessary defenses.

4. Guns cause criminal migration. In tough gun-law Washington, D. C., violent crime rates are very high. This high crime rate is caused by the migration of criminals from gun havens like Virginia. This migration is caused by the criminal's cowardly avoidance of armed householders and concealed-carry civilians. This criminal migration is detrimental to helpless unarmed citizens in no-gun areas and must be stopped. Therefore, guns should be banned everywhere.

5. Most gun crimes are committed by inner city gangs and drug dealers. These relatively small and geographically restricted groups consistently commit the majority of gun crimes, which usually peak as turf wars erupt over Drug War changes. The best way to prevent this is by denying guns to all law abiding people everywhere.

6. No woman needs to protect herself from rape, assault or murder. The Police will protect women by investigating the crime after the fact. Remember, Police paperwork is all the protection anyone really needs.

7. Guns owners are disrespectful of authority. Good citizens should completely rely on the authorities. A failure to do so is an invariable sign of improper and overly independent attitudes. Failure to completely and absolutely trust and depend on the authorities is excessive democracy and sends a bad message to children.

8. Guns owners engaging in self-defense are taking the law into their own hands. This is wrong. Only the Police and Criminals have the right to take the law into their own hands. Guns should be kept out of the hands of law abiding citizens.

9. Children and young people should remain ignorant about guns. Real guns and real gun knowledge dissipate the fantasies created by violent video games and TV. Ignorance, once lost, can never be restored and needs to be protected. Not to mention the lost sales of all the violent movies, TV shows, video games, etc!

10. Guns reduce people's reliance on the Police and Government. This fosters a mistaken belief in "rights". No person has the right to question authority. No person should be less than 100% dependent on authority. This is fundamental to social order. Banning guns will help to establish the Order the authorities want. This is good.

[OldCannon]

My hero!

[Bonc_CHL]

I did forget to credit this to EHOWA.com, not a family friendly site, but I don't want to take credit for writing this. But I thought it would be a great laugh for all of us!

[cougartex]

[glbedd53]

A cop will always be there if you are a victim of crime anyway. They tell you that their job is just to catch the guy that murdered you and raped your wife and daughter, but that's just a scam to get us to do their job. Besides, the only reason criminals arm themselves is protection from armed citizens.

[NOS]

Besides, the only reason criminals arm themselves is protection from armed citizens.

mind if I use this for my signature? That is awesome!

[Keith B]

Besides, the only reason criminals arm themselves is protection from armed citizens.

That's it!!! The solution to all of our problems! Just disarm the citizens and then the bad guys will not carry guns!! Yeah, that's it.

What.... Huh... Where am I.

Oh NO! Help!!! Call an exorcist!! I think I am possessed by Sarah Brady!!!!

[joe817]

[Paladin]

[jimlongley]

Does anybody mind if I cross post this to the brady bunch?

[budroux2w]

I don't carry out of fear or lack of manhood. I carry because of truth and the lack of others manhood.

[philip964]

Guns are pretty much banned in Mexico. Hows that worked out.
Death penalty is banned in Mexico. Hows that worked out.