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Trigger the vote - Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:43 pm
by terryg
I guess a lot of you have seen this before - but this is the first time I have.
I searched and could not find a posting - sorry if it is a duplicate.
http://www.triggerthevote.org/landing/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Re: Trigger the vote - Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:35 pm
by A-R
Randy, take a nap
Re: Trigger the vote - Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:28 pm
by cougartex
Re: Trigger the vote - Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:40 pm
by WildBill
Chuck Norris is a real kick!
Re: Trigger the vote - Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:27 pm
by Rokyudai
"Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house. "
I can't take credit for that..... I love Chuck Norris Facts.
Rok
Re: Trigger the vote - Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:38 pm
by psijac
Chuck Norris once traveled back in time and stopped the JFK assassination. The bullets merely bounce off his beard. Unfortunately Kennedy's head exploded out of sheer amazement
Re: Trigger the vote - Chuck Norris
Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:43 am
by NOS
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
and my personal favorite...
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Re: Trigger the vote - Chuck Norris
Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:48 am
by canvasbck
Chuck Norris once gazed south with a very stern expression. Illegal immigration abruptly ceased until he averted his eyes.
Re: Trigger the vote - Chuck Norris
Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 6:45 am
by NOS
canvasbck wrote:Chuck Norris once gazed south with a very stern expression. Illegal immigration abruptly ceased until he averted his eyes.
Maybe we should build a wall of Chuck Norris cardboard cutouts along the border!
Re: Trigger the vote - Chuck Norris
Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 8:54 pm
by BLG
I registered !
Honest! I did!!
And I'm gonna vote,too!
Re: Trigger the vote - Chuck Norris
Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:19 pm
by pbwalker
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he's actually pushing the earth down.
Re: Trigger the vote - Chuck Norris
Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:27 pm
by pdubyoo
Re: Trigger the vote - Chuck Norris
Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:41 pm
by DONT TREAD ON ME
Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops between the eye.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity-twice.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Despite popular belief America is not a democracy, its a "Chucktatorship"
Re: Trigger the vote - Chuck Norris
Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:51 pm
by BLG
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Re: Trigger the vote - Chuck Norris
Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:01 pm
by skub
Chuck Norris' tears cure all disease. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris has never cried. Ever.
When he was born the doctor tried to slap Chuck Norris, but was stopped by a roundhouse to the head.
