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I saw the Chuck Norris last night
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:16 am
by Purplehood
I rarely watch TV unless I am eating. Once I am through eating, I normally turn the TV off.
Last night I was watching an episode of Walker Texas Ranger. I wasn't paying close attention so I didn't get the content, but during a commercial break a clip from another episode was shown.
In that clip, Walker was sitting by a campfire and a large bear snuck up on him and attacked. I was rolling in laughter as the scene went to him kicking and pummeling the bear until it backed off and left.
Only The Chuck could kung-fu a bear into submission.
This only came to mind when I read todays thread on French jokes...
Re: I saw the Chuck Norris last night
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:22 am
by texanron
Purplehood wrote:Walker was sitting by a campfire and a large bear snuck up on him and attacked. I was rolling in laughter as the scene went to him kicking and pummeling the bear until it backed off and left.
Only The Chuck could kung-fu a bear into submission.
Chuck Norris stared at the Sun for hours....the Sun blinked.
Re: I saw the Chuck Norris last night
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:20 am
by OldCannon
Let's just preemptively link to
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-n ... p-50-facts" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Now can we go back to our threads about CHL and shootin and stuff?

Re: I saw the Chuck Norris last night
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:42 am
by terryg
Purplehood wrote:I rarely watch TV unless I am eating. Once I am through eating, I normally turn the TV off.
Last night I was watching an episode of Walker Texas Ranger. I wasn't paying close attention so I didn't get the content, but during a commercial break a clip from another episode was shown.
In that clip, Walker was sitting by a campfire and a large bear snuck up on him and attacked. I was rolling in laughter as the scene went to him kicking and pummeling the bear until it backed off and left.
Only The Chuck could kung-fu a bear into submission.
This only came to mind when I read todays thread on French jokes...
I would recommend changing the title to 'The Chuck Norris'. I don't think he would like his seeing his surname un-capitalized.
Re: I saw the Chuck Norris last night
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:50 am
by Purplehood
No. This is the Off-Topic forum and it is here expressly for my enjoyment. Maybe yours too, but mostly mine.
EDIT: That link is too cool.
Re: I saw the Chuck Norris last night
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:33 am
by texanron
Washington on the Brazos State Park has an exhibit dedicated to Chuck Norris as Walker Texas Ranger. There is a firearm in the exhibit!
Re: I saw the Chuck Norris last night
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:22 pm
by OldCannon
Purplehood wrote:
No.
This is the Off-Topic forum and it is here expressly for my enjoyment. Maybe yours too, but mostly mine.
EDIT: That link is too cool.
ok, man, you got me on that one.
And since we're off-topic...

Re: I saw the Chuck Norris last night
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:40 pm
by i8godzilla
texanron wrote:
Washington on the Brazos State Park has an exhibit dedicated to Chuck Norris as Walker Texas Ranger. There is a firearm in the exhibit!
They should also include
Texas Ranger Chuck Norris.
I know I would not want Chuck mad at me. I have heard he just think about kicking you in the head and it hurts.

Re: I saw the Chuck Norris last night
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:50 pm
by terryg
i8godzilla wrote:texanron wrote:
Washington on the Brazos State Park has an exhibit dedicated to Chuck Norris as Walker Texas Ranger. There is a firearm in the exhibit!
They should also include
Texas Ranger Chuck Norris.
I know I would not want Chuck mad at me. I have heard he just think about kicking you in the head and it hurts.

That's because he can round house kick you yesterday ...