I saw the Chuck Norris last night

[Purplehood]

I rarely watch TV unless I am eating. Once I am through eating, I normally turn the TV off.
Last night I was watching an episode of Walker Texas Ranger. I wasn't paying close attention so I didn't get the content, but during a commercial break a clip from another episode was shown.
In that clip, Walker was sitting by a campfire and a large bear snuck up on him and attacked. I was rolling in laughter as the scene went to him kicking and pummeling the bear until it backed off and left.
Only The Chuck could kung-fu a bear into submission.

This only came to mind when I read todays thread on French jokes...

[texanron]

Walker was sitting by a campfire and a large bear snuck up on him and attacked. I was rolling in laughter as the scene went to him kicking and pummeling the bear until it backed off and left.
Only The Chuck could kung-fu a bear into submission.

Chuck Norris stared at the Sun for hours....the Sun blinked.

[OldCannon]

Let's just preemptively link to http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-n ... p-50-facts" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Now can we go back to our threads about CHL and shootin and stuff?

[terryg]

I rarely watch TV unless I am eating. Once I am through eating, I normally turn the TV off.
Last night I was watching an episode of Walker Texas Ranger. I wasn't paying close attention so I didn't get the content, but during a commercial break a clip from another episode was shown.
In that clip, Walker was sitting by a campfire and a large bear snuck up on him and attacked. I was rolling in laughter as the scene went to him kicking and pummeling the bear until it backed off and left.
Only The Chuck could kung-fu a bear into submission.

This only came to mind when I read todays thread on French jokes...

I would recommend changing the title to 'The Chuck Norris'. I don't think he would like his seeing his surname un-capitalized.

[Purplehood]

Let's just preemptively link to http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-n ... p-50-facts" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Now can we go back to our threads about CHL and shootin and stuff?

No. This is the Off-Topic forum and it is here expressly for my enjoyment. Maybe yours too, but mostly mine.

EDIT: That link is too cool.

[texanron]

Let's just preemptively link to http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-n ... p-50-facts" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Now can we go back to our threads about CHL and shootin and stuff?

Washington on the Brazos State Park has an exhibit dedicated to Chuck Norris as Walker Texas Ranger. There is a firearm in the exhibit!

[OldCannon]

Let's just preemptively link to http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-n ... p-50-facts" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Now can we go back to our threads about CHL and shootin and stuff?

No. This is the Off-Topic forum and it is here expressly for my enjoyment. Maybe yours too, but mostly mine.

EDIT: That link is too cool.

ok, man, you got me on that one.

And since we're off-topic...

[i8godzilla]

Let's just preemptively link to http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-n ... p-50-facts" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Now can we go back to our threads about CHL and shootin and stuff?

Washington on the Brazos State Park has an exhibit dedicated to Chuck Norris as Walker Texas Ranger. There is a firearm in the exhibit!

They should also include Texas Ranger Chuck Norris.

I know I would not want Chuck mad at me. I have heard he just think about kicking you in the head and it hurts.

[terryg]

Let's just preemptively link to http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-n ... p-50-facts" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Now can we go back to our threads about CHL and shootin and stuff?

Washington on the Brazos State Park has an exhibit dedicated to Chuck Norris as Walker Texas Ranger. There is a firearm in the exhibit!

They should also include Texas Ranger Chuck Norris.

I know I would not want Chuck mad at me. I have heard he just think about kicking you in the head and it hurts.

That's because he can round house kick you yesterday ...