Seniors Texting Code

[Keith B]

As texting gets more and more popular with the older generation, this is a real 'need to know'

ATD..At The Doctors.
BFF..Best Friend Fell.
BTW..Bring the Wheelchair.
BYOT..Bring Your Own Teeth.
FWIW..Forgot Where I Was.
GGPBL..Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low.
GHA..Got Heartburn Again.
IMHO..Is My Hearing-Aid On.
LMDO..Laughing My Dentures Out.
OMMR..On My Massage Recliner.
OMSG ..Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFLACGU....Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up.
TTYL..Talk To You Louder

[RPB]

love it

[USA1]

The sad part is I could use some of those.

[TexDotCom]

Passed along to my mother-in-law.

Thanks!

[jimlongley]

I just fall back to the Phillips Code I learned as a kid.

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[terryg]

hahahah!! That is awesome!

[Oldgringo]

Being old is a riot!

Y'all enjoy your weekend. Every day is Saturday to those of us smart, and lucky, enough to have lived to be Seniors and not have to shop on the weekends.

[tacticool]

Being old is a riot!

Especially for Mr. Six! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PDIBTS_xDQ" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Oldgringo]

Being old is a riot!

Y'all enjoy your weekend. Every day is Saturday to those of us smart, and lucky, enough to have lived to be Seniors and not have to shop on the weekends.

HORRORS! Oh, the humanity! I'm out of diet tonic water!!!

To the store I absolutely must go...on a Saturday. Oh well, I'll get to see some Wal-Mart people.

[cougartex]

[OldCurlyWolf]

Being Old is not for Wimps and the faint of heart.

[Oldgringo]

Being Old is not for Wimps and the faint of heart.

It's definitely not for sissies or the thin skinned - that's a fact.

[b322da]

Being Old is not for Wimps and the faint of heart.

Very true. My hearing has gotten so bad that communicating with dear wife by telephone has become dangerous, due to my hearing things she didn't say, and not hearing things she said. Solution: I got two new cell phones which allow texting. Mama was not too happy when I would text her from the shop begging for a cup of coffee, but when I presented her with a copy of Keith's list for her to memorize, that about did it. I had to change the combination to the gun safe.

Elmo