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BREAKING NEWS: Chuck Norris safely back on US soil after overnight trip to Pakistan. (borrowed from another's FB post)


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Is there any way else he could come back?austinrealtor wrote:BREAKING NEWS: Chuck Norris safely back on US soil after overnight trip to Pakistan. (borrowed from another's FB post)
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Even my wife got that one. She's a keeper.
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YES!!!!
I may have to borrow that!!!!

I may have to borrow that!!!!

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I thought Chuck Norris didn't have to fly, he just jumps up and aits for the world to move below him... 

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Awesome!!






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I laughed so hard at that I had to clean the coffee off my cpu screen!!


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I just ran all over the office telling that one...
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Now that's funny right there! I don't care who ya are!
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