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Posted: **Mon May 02, 2011 4:57 pm**

BREAKING NEWS: Chuck Norris safely back on US soil after overnight trip to Pakistan. (borrowed from another's FB post)

Posted: **Mon May 02, 2011 4:58 pm**

That's a great one.

Posted: **Mon May 02, 2011 5:00 pm**

austinrealtor wrote:BREAKING NEWS: Chuck Norris safely back on US soil after overnight trip to Pakistan. (borrowed from another's FB post)

Is there any way else he could come back?

Posted: **Mon May 02, 2011 5:14 pm**

Posted: **Mon May 02, 2011 5:25 pm**

Even my wife got that one. She's a keeper.

Posted: **Mon May 02, 2011 5:27 pm**

Posted: **Mon May 02, 2011 5:55 pm**

YES!!!!

I may have to borrow that!!!!

Posted: **Mon May 02, 2011 5:58 pm**

I thought Chuck Norris didn't have to fly, he just jumps up and aits for the world to move below him...

Posted: **Mon May 02, 2011 5:59 pm**

Awesome!!

Posted: **Tue May 03, 2011 7:43 am**

I laughed so hard at that I had to clean the coffee off my cpu screen!!

Posted: **Tue May 03, 2011 7:49 am**

I just ran all over the office telling that one...

Posted: **Tue May 03, 2011 8:07 am**

Now that's funny right there! I don't care who ya are!

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