Attacked this evening almost had to use deadly force!

suthdj · Post by **suthdj** » Thu May 12, 2011 8:15 pm

By a big ugly duck!
This evening I brought my wife and 2yo to the pond to feed the ducks. However shortly after I arrived this big ugly warty face looking duck decided it did not like me or my shoes and started to attack them I swatted it in the head, shoved it with the shoe it was attacking, yelled at it, threatened to make it for dinner, picked it up and through it back into the pond and it came back and attacked me some more after many more attacks I retreated about 20 feet picked it up again and through it back at the pond, it turned around and started to come back again but decided I was far enough away and let me leave. My wife and kid were right next to me so were other kids the duck only wanted me.

Oldgringo · Post by **Oldgringo** » Thu May 12, 2011 8:21 pm

You were giving off a scent...a female duck scent.

Quack, quack, waddle waddle!

Divided Attention · Post by **Divided Attention** » Thu May 12, 2011 8:23 pm

Sounds like you got too close to a momma Muscovy! They are very territorial about their nests....They are not lovely, but very cool ducks - good meat and layers too!

eureka40 · Post by **eureka40** » Thu May 12, 2011 8:28 pm

You obviously didn't bring the right duck food.

Duck feed fail.

HeHe

suthdj · Post by **suthdj** » Thu May 12, 2011 8:29 pm

Divided Attention wrote:Sounds like you got too close to a momma Muscovy! They are very territorial about their nests....They are not lovely, but very cool ducks - good meat and layers too!

If it was territory it would be going after everyone wouldn't it, this thing was only really going after my shoes and pants leg and only me it cam from out in the pond to give me this greeting.

Pug · Post by **Pug** » Thu May 12, 2011 8:33 pm

suthdj · Post by **suthdj** » Thu May 12, 2011 8:34 pm

I will have to go back and try to get video tomorrow it was strange.

flintknapper · Post by **flintknapper** » Thu May 12, 2011 8:46 pm

You were probably the only one there without AFLAC and the duck knew it.

Post by **Charles L. Cotton** » Thu May 12, 2011 8:48 pm

flintknapper wrote:You were probably the only one there without AFLAC and the duck knew it.

A-R · Post by **A-R** » Thu May 12, 2011 9:09 pm

flintknapper wrote:You were probably the only one there without AFLAC and the duck knew it.

Beat me to it

stealthfightrf17 · Post by **stealthfightrf17** » Thu May 12, 2011 9:28 pm

Just keep the gun close. The duck might have followed you home and want a rematch

Hoi Polloi · Post by **Hoi Polloi** » Thu May 12, 2011 10:26 pm

Those massive geese they have at our local pond are enough to keep me far away. I think those things are illegally carrying! They're big enough to! Birds shouldn't be that large. I think they eat kids to get that big. I'm not getting close enough to find out.

Bullwhip · Post by **Bullwhip** » Fri May 13, 2011 1:30 am

Pug wrote:

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lonewolf · Post by **lonewolf** » Fri May 13, 2011 7:57 am

If he/she appears to be following you home, try to get to the nearest police station while calling 911 on the cell. They can have the SWAT team prepped and the grill heated!

stealthfightrf17 · Post by **stealthfightrf17** » Fri May 13, 2011 7:59 am

lonewolf wrote:If he/she appears to be following you home, try to get to the nearest police station while calling 911 on the cell. They can have the SWAT team prepped and the grill heated!

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