The Pope leaned toward Obama and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? "This will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they will speak forever of this day and rejoice"
Obama replied, : I seriously doubt that, show me"
So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage.
And the crowd roared and cheered loudly and there was happiness throughout the land!
The End
Can't say it better myself. 
Good one
