Obama struggles with campaign theme

[sjfcontrol]

It seems Obama is having problems with the "theme" of his reelection campaign. "Forward" seems stuck in neutral.

See Here

So, in the interest of bipartisanship, I propose this thread to help Obama come up with a campaign slogan.

My entry is...

Obama -- Arming the cartels since 2009

Any other entries?

[74novaman]

Obama: The last 4 years were STILL Bush's fault.

Obama:4 more years to finish off capitalism

or my personal favorite:

Obama: Failure

[Dan20703]

Obama: Come on Dude! I was the Prez of the Choom Gang!

[sjfcontrol]

Maybe he should promise "Some Pot in every Chicken!"

[smoothoperator]

Obama: The last 4 years were STILL Bush's fault.

How about: The Next Four Years are Also Bush's Fault

[speedsix]

...historians are gonna go with "You did it to yourselves"...

[smoothoperator]

...historians are gonna go with "You did it to yourselves"...

Some people are buying gold, silver and platinum because they're worried about a collapse.
I'm buying brass, lead and steel.

[APynckel]

...historians are gonna go with "You did it to yourselves"...

Some people are buying gold, silver and platinum because they're worried about a collapse.
I'm buying brass, lead and steel.

Don't forget brass steel and teflon :)

[hillfighter]

It seems Obama is having problems with the "theme" of his reelection campaign. "Forward" seems stuck in neutral.

See Here

So, in the interest of bipartisanship, I propose this thread to help Obama come up with a campaign slogan.

My entry is...

Obama -- Arming the cartels since 2009

Any other entries?

Obama 2012: You're racist if you don't vote for me.

Obama 2012: What comes after a Trillion?

Obama 2012: Why settle for the lesser of two evils?

[speedsix]

...I think you've just come up with a millions-selling bumper sticker!!!

...Obama 2012: Why settle for the lesser of two evils?

[stealthfightrf17]

How about I promise change, even if you don't want it

[The Annoyed Man]

"I hopey you changey."

"Republicans are evil. Don't be evil."

"I am rubber. You are glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you."

"Tyler too and Tippecanoe."

"Eenie meeney miney mo. Pick the other guy and you're a schmo."

"Read my lips. I will raise taxes."

"Vote for me. I am good at looking busy."

"If I can't, I'll blame and If it gets done, I'll take credit."

"Judge me by what I say, not by what I do."

"It's more important to vote than to understand the issues."

"I promise to take lots of nice vacations at your expense."

I'd like to claim all of these, but only the first 5 are mine. Got the rest of them here: http://www.funnycampaignslogans.org/. They have scads of them.

[Jumping Frog]

Let him struggle . . . .

[speedsix]

...it's gotta be a challenge to come up with something catchy enough that his voting base will be able to remember...and understand...

[Jumping Frog]

...it's gotta be a challenge to come up with something catchy enough that his voting base will be able to remember...and understand...

They don't need to understand, they just need to follow directions: vote early and vote often.