British petition to make America keep Piers Morgan

[philip964]

British don't want Piers Morgan back. They want us to keep him.

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"British television personality Jeremy Clarkson has also weighed in on the controversy over Morgan by tweeting a plea for him to remain in America.

“Americans. It took us 40 years to get rid of Piers Morgan. Please don’t send him back,” remarked Clarkson."

[The Annoyed Man]

I can't say as I blame them! I wonder how that makes him feel? Maybe he'll learn a badly needed lesson in discretion.

[77346]

Does he speaks Spanish? I'm sure Hugo Chavez will love to have him in Venezuela!

[Heartland Patriot]

Does he speaks Spanish? I'm sure Hugo Chavez will love to have him in Venezuela!

Well there you go, problem solved. Wonder if ol' Piers needs any help packing his bags. Even if he doesn't speak Spanish, we could all chip in and buy him an app for his phone to translate for him.

[VMI77]

I can't say as I blame them! I wonder how that makes him feel? Maybe he'll learn a badly needed lesson in discretion.

Given that he's a known liar and involved in the British phone hacking scandal, with the very good possibility that he is therefore a criminal, we have a very good reason for deporting the guy apart from anything he's said here.

[APynckel]

Does he speaks Spanish? I'm sure Hugo Chavez will love to have him in Venezuela!

Or Best Korea!

[sjfcontrol]

Does he speaks Spanish? I'm sure Hugo Chavez will love to have him in Venezuela!

Get him an app that translates anything he says in English, into "I have an assault rifle in my baggage!" in Spanish.

[philip964]

He would like Venezuela as private ownership of guns is banned.

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[Abraham]

Cuba si for pm - (I can't bear to properly acknowledge him)

While Venezuela is quite trendy with the likes of Sean Penn and his actor pals, certain Hugo Chavez is the cat's meow, they seem to have lost some interest in that other workers paradise, Cuba, where you're lucky to have cat for Sunday dinner. (I'm not exaggerating)

I'm certain pm would find his ideals met in good ole Cuber...welcome him with open arms they would.