I don't think you can get vanilla in your coffee in jail

[anomie]

A man and his wife get coffee in a Dunkin' Donuts drive-through. He works as a security guard and has a Florida weapons permit.

She wanted vanilla. The guy who made the coffee put in caramel.

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I'm sure everyone here knows not to be that guy.

[Crossfire]

Nothing good ever happens in Florida. I get my best classroom stories from there.

Must be something in the water...

[suthdj]

Nothing good ever happens in Florida. I get my best classroom stories from there.

Must be something in the water...

or the coffee.

[EEllis]

Yeah, I don't think she needed any more coffee.

[Texsquatch]

Supposedly the lady was screaming, "shoot him, shoot him." This guy probably got an earful from her, finally snapped and went inside to get the guy who caused him some more grief.

[anomie]

This guy probably got an earful from her, finally snapped and went inside to get the guy who caused him some more grief.

Maybe he decided jail was better than a divorce and the crime itself was just his means to an end? ;)

[Abraham]

Why didn't they just call 911 like most mistaken food order victims do?

[MoJo]

Nothing good ever happens in Florida. I get my best classroom stories from there.

Must be something in the water...

Flori-da the state that put "da" in the USA.