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I don't think you can get vanilla in your coffee in jail
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:45 pm
by anomie
A man and his wife get coffee in a Dunkin' Donuts drive-through. He works as a security guard and has a Florida weapons permit.
She wanted vanilla. The guy who made the coffee put in caramel.
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I'm sure everyone here knows not to be that guy.
Re: I don't think you can get vanilla in your coffee in jail
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:10 pm
by Crossfire
Nothing good ever happens in Florida. I get my best classroom stories from there.
Must be something in the water...
Re: I don't think you can get vanilla in your coffee in jail
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:01 pm
by suthdj
Crossfire wrote:Nothing good ever happens in Florida. I get my best classroom stories from there.
Must be something in the water...
or the coffee.
Re: I don't think you can get vanilla in your coffee in jail
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:05 pm
by EEllis
Yeah, I don't think she needed any more coffee.
Re: I don't think you can get vanilla in your coffee in jail
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 3:28 pm
by Texsquatch
Supposedly the lady was screaming, "shoot him, shoot him." This guy probably got an earful from her, finally snapped and went inside to get the guy who caused him some more grief.
Re: I don't think you can get vanilla in your coffee in jail
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 11:02 am
by anomie
Texsquatch wrote:This guy probably got an earful from her, finally snapped and went inside to get the guy who caused him some more grief.
Maybe he decided jail was better than a divorce and the crime itself was just his means to an end? ;)
Re: I don't think you can get vanilla in your coffee in jail
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 11:41 am
by Abraham
Why didn't they just call 911 like most mistaken food order victims do?
Re: I don't think you can get vanilla in your coffee in jail
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 11:49 am
by MoJo
Crossfire wrote:Nothing good ever happens in Florida. I get my best classroom stories from there.
Must be something in the water...
Flori-da the state that put "da" in the USA.
