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The Annoyed Man
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Humor in the ranks....

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An email currently circulating among active duty marines (hat tip to Michael Yon):
-----Original Message-----
From: Neller LtGen Robert B
Sent: Friday, December 13, 2013 9:32 AM
Subject: FW: Damaged gear

UNCLASSIFIED//


All,
As per our discussion this morning, the below will help keep things in context but also give a some positive motivation about being a Marine.
V/R Neller

-----Original Message-----
From: Miller MajGen Walter RC(SW) II MEF FWD (CG) Commanding General
Sent: Friday, December 13, 2013 4:29 AM
To: Amos Gen James F
Cc: Paxton Gen John M; Regner MajGen Michael R; Neller LtGen Robert B; Toolan
LtGen John A; Fox MajGen Raymond C; Lukeman BGen James W; Tryon LtGen Richard T;
Berry SgtMaj Paul A RC(SW) II MEF FWD
Subject: FW: Damaged gear

Commandant,
Sir, when the days get long and tough just pull up Cpl Gorman's (1/9) missing / damaged gear statement below. While really humbling when I think of it, it also lightens the load.
Semper Fi,
Lee

-----Original Message-----
From: Sullivan COL Daniel RC (SW) TFBW CO
Sir,
I thought you would get a chuckle out of this. After getting grazed in the scalp and having a little piece of his ear nicked off, the corpsman treated him and they continued with the patrol. When I saw him after the patrol, he was bandaged around the grape like a civil war casualty.
He is a real character.
S/F
Dan

-----Original Message-----
From: Collier LtCol Corey M RC(SW) 1/9 Battalion Commander
Sent: Friday, December 13, 2013 11:36 AM
To: Sullivan Col Daniel RC (SW) TFBW CO
Subject: Damaged gear

Sir,

I just signed what was probably the best damaged/missing gear statement I've seen:

Cpl Gorman: "I was shot in the helmet by enemy. I need a new one. I do not desire to reimburse the government."

R/
LtCol Collier

God love every single one of them. "rlol"
“Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times.”

― G. Michael Hopf, "Those Who Remain"

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Awesome
Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.
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