What a wife and daughter I have
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What a wife and daughter I have
My daughter stopped by my office a few minutes ago and says she is going to be out of town Monday (my birthday) and she was bringing my gift now. She puts an ammo box up on my desk. As i grab it to pull it over, it is heavy. I open it up and find that it is full of 5.56 ammo. I explained to her that out of all of my guns, I do not have one that shoots 5.56. Thats when my wife comes in carrying a cardboard box and lays it down on my desk. I open it up and there is a brand new Mossberg MMR--AR 15 with scope already mounted and 2-30 round magazines.
Did I mention what a wife and daughter I have?
Did I mention what a wife and daughter I have?
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Re: What a wife and daughter I have
That's awesome! Happy birthday to you! Stick your finger in poo! Don't waste it, just taste it! Happy birthday to you!
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SWEEEEEEEET!
Happy birthday! :-)
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Re: What a wife and daughter I have
I need to get one of these "wives" I keep hearing about.
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Re: What a wife and daughter I have
Wow! Congrats on the Bday but more of a congrats on te great family you have!
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Man that beats any birthday present I've ever gotten... Oh wait im single...still beats anything I've gotten...that is awesome!
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Re: What a wife and daughter I have
A good one is the best thing in the world. But they are very expensive to return if you don't choose wisely.FastCarry wrote:I need to get one of these "wives" I keep hearing about.

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Re: What a wife and daughter I have
Congratulations! But...no pictures, and it didn't happen.RPBrown wrote:My daughter stopped by my office a few minutes ago and says she is going to be out of town Monday (my birthday) and she was bringing my gift now. She puts an ammo box up on my desk. As i grab it to pull it over, it is heavy. I open it up and find that it is full of 5.56 ammo. I explained to her that out of all of my guns, I do not have one that shoots 5.56. Thats when my wife comes in carrying a cardboard box and lays it down on my desk. I open it up and there is a brand new Mossberg MMR--AR 15 with scope already mounted and 2-30 round magazines.
Did I mention what a wife and daughter I have?
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Re: What a wife and daughter I have
Awesome!
I have a MMR and have really enjoyed it.
Probably close to 2,000 flawless rounds down range.
Enjoy!
Happy birthday!
I have a MMR and have really enjoyed it.
Probably close to 2,000 flawless rounds down range.
Enjoy!
Happy birthday!
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Re: What a wife and daughter I have
Very nice!! 

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That must have been an awesome moment!
Congratulations & Happy B-Day! Enjoy emptying that box your daughter put on your desk.

Congratulations & Happy B-Day! Enjoy emptying that box your daughter put on your desk.

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Re: What a wife and daughter I have
Happy Birthday!!!
I agree, you've got a couple of keepers there!
I agree, you've got a couple of keepers there!
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