My wife was out in the driveway loading some odds and ends into a yard wagon to take to the curb for bulk trash pickup, and this guy was in amongst that stuff and dropped out and bounced off her calf onto the concrete as she was putting something into the wagon. He's maybe 3-4" long, so a good size.
This little guy was very much alive when I took the picture. He put up his dukes and offered to whup my behind if I got any closer with the camera. He was starting to die from lack of oxygen, so we scooped him up into a bucket of water and drove him down to the creek and released him there. After a couple of minutes he started to revive.

https://youtu.be/lHNCAlQ3P3o
https://youtu.be/9Xze65xhQrA
Only in Texas.
