You know you read gun boards too much when..

[Venus Pax]

You talk about the stopping power of hollow points with the sheriff's deputy at work, and get strange looks from fellow teachers.

[Big Calhoun]

copied from another forum:

7. You are more turned on by photos of another user's newest aquisition than dirty pictures.

11. You dislike a gun becuase a poster you find annoying is always championing it.

Guilty.

To add a few...

- You constantly scan movies and shows in an attempt to identify the firearm used.

- You apply ballistics knowledge you've learned from the Internet to television shows.

- You chuckle and think 'Mall Ninja' everytime you see a mall security guard.

- You give said security guard the once over to check his 'tati-cool ness'.

- You start crossposting threads you read on gun forums onto other forums that are completely non-gun related.

- You can take any article in the paper and post it as a 'scenario'