IL: The irony of Glock hot dog after robbing a Chicago hot dog stand

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IL: The irony of Glock hot dog after robbing a Chicago hot dog stand

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http://people.com/food/hot-dog-robbery- ... elf-penis/

I searched hard but I couldn't find this story anywhere here so, here goes.

A Chicago thug after robbing a hot dog stand, stuck his gun back into his saggy pants and shot himself in the hot dog.

This story is in the food section on People.com
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Re: IL: The irony of Glock hot dog after robbing a Chicago hot dog stand

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Good job and perhaps a model for adequate punishment.
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Re: IL: The irony of Glock hot dog after robbing a Chicago hot dog stand

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"rlol"

There is a little more detail here:

https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/man-w ... n-robbery/

It seems that one of the victims spilled a bucket of grease on him. Maybe intentionally?
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Happy Endings!!
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Re: IL: The irony of Glock hot dog after robbing a Chicago hot dog stand

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Lynyrd wrote:"rlol"

There is a little more detail here:

https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/man-w ... n-robbery/

It seems that one of the victims spilled a bucket of grease on him. Maybe intentionally?

"rlol"
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Re: IL: The irony of Glock hot dog after robbing a Chicago hot dog stand

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Does this count as a darwin award winner who survived?
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Re: IL: The irony of Glock hot dog after robbing a Chicago hot dog stand

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Flightmare wrote:Does this count as a darwin award winner who survived?
Award winner only if he had not previously fathered a child.
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Re: IL: The irony of Glock hot dog after robbing a Chicago hot dog stand

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Surveillance cameras captured video and audio of the robbery, and showed Pouncy struggling to make it across the the street, stop on a bench, and make his way to the steps of a nearby house before collapsing,
Would like to see the video!! :lol:
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