http://people.com/food/hot-dog-robbery- ... elf-penis/
I searched hard but I couldn't find this story anywhere here so, here goes.
A Chicago thug after robbing a hot dog stand, stuck his gun back into his saggy pants and shot himself in the hot dog.
This story is in the food section on People.com
IL: The irony of Glock hot dog after robbing a Chicago hot dog stand
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Good job and perhaps a model for adequate punishment.
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There is a little more detail here:
https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/man-w ... n-robbery/
It seems that one of the victims spilled a bucket of grease on him. Maybe intentionally?
Do what you say you're gonna do.
Re: IL: The irony of Glock hot dog after robbing a Chicago hot dog stand
Happy Endings!!
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There is a little more detail here:
https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/man-w ... n-robbery/
It seems that one of the victims spilled a bucket of grease on him. Maybe intentionally?

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Re: IL: The irony of Glock hot dog after robbing a Chicago hot dog stand
Does this count as a darwin award winner who survived?
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Re: IL: The irony of Glock hot dog after robbing a Chicago hot dog stand
Award winner only if he had not previously fathered a child.Flightmare wrote:Does this count as a darwin award winner who survived?
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Would like to see the video!!Surveillance cameras captured video and audio of the robbery, and showed Pouncy struggling to make it across the the street, stop on a bench, and make his way to the steps of a nearby house before collapsing,
