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I saw the Chuck Norris last night

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I rarely watch TV unless I am eating. Once I am through eating, I normally turn the TV off.
Last night I was watching an episode of Walker Texas Ranger. I wasn't paying close attention so I didn't get the content, but during a commercial break a clip from another episode was shown.
In that clip, Walker was sitting by a campfire and a large bear snuck up on him and attacked. I was rolling in laughter as the scene went to him kicking and pummeling the bear until it backed off and left.
Only The Chuck could kung-fu a bear into submission.

This only came to mind when I read todays thread on French jokes...
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Purplehood wrote:Walker was sitting by a campfire and a large bear snuck up on him and attacked. I was rolling in laughter as the scene went to him kicking and pummeling the bear until it backed off and left.
Only The Chuck could kung-fu a bear into submission.
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Let's just preemptively link to http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-n ... p-50-facts" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Now can we go back to our threads about CHL and shootin and stuff? :patriot:
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Purplehood wrote:I rarely watch TV unless I am eating. Once I am through eating, I normally turn the TV off.
Last night I was watching an episode of Walker Texas Ranger. I wasn't paying close attention so I didn't get the content, but during a commercial break a clip from another episode was shown.
In that clip, Walker was sitting by a campfire and a large bear snuck up on him and attacked. I was rolling in laughter as the scene went to him kicking and pummeling the bear until it backed off and left.
Only The Chuck could kung-fu a bear into submission.

This only came to mind when I read todays thread on French jokes...
I would recommend changing the title to 'The Chuck Norris'. I don't think he would like his seeing his surname un-capitalized.
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lkd wrote:Let's just preemptively link to http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-n ... p-50-facts" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Now can we go back to our threads about CHL and shootin and stuff? :patriot:
No. This is the Off-Topic forum and it is here expressly for my enjoyment. Maybe yours too, but mostly mine. :biggrinjester:

EDIT: That link is too cool.
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lkd wrote:Let's just preemptively link to http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-n ... p-50-facts" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Now can we go back to our threads about CHL and shootin and stuff? :patriot:
Washington on the Brazos State Park has an exhibit dedicated to Chuck Norris as Walker Texas Ranger. There is a firearm in the exhibit!
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Purplehood wrote:
lkd wrote:Let's just preemptively link to http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-n ... p-50-facts" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Now can we go back to our threads about CHL and shootin and stuff? :patriot:
No. This is the Off-Topic forum and it is here expressly for my enjoyment. Maybe yours too, but mostly mine. :biggrinjester:

EDIT: That link is too cool.
ok, man, you got me on that one. :lol:

And since we're off-topic...
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texanron wrote:
lkd wrote:Let's just preemptively link to http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-n ... p-50-facts" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Now can we go back to our threads about CHL and shootin and stuff? :patriot:
Washington on the Brazos State Park has an exhibit dedicated to Chuck Norris as Walker Texas Ranger. There is a firearm in the exhibit!
They should also include Texas Ranger Chuck Norris. :txflag:

I know I would not want Chuck mad at me. I have heard he just think about kicking you in the head and it hurts. :cryin
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i8godzilla wrote:
texanron wrote:
lkd wrote:Let's just preemptively link to http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-n ... p-50-facts" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Now can we go back to our threads about CHL and shootin and stuff? :patriot:
Washington on the Brazos State Park has an exhibit dedicated to Chuck Norris as Walker Texas Ranger. There is a firearm in the exhibit!
They should also include Texas Ranger Chuck Norris. :txflag:

I know I would not want Chuck mad at me. I have heard he just think about kicking you in the head and it hurts. :cryin
That's because he can round house kick you yesterday ...
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