So I went down to my local Ace Hardware the other day to pick up some O-Rings, some metric screws, an EZ-out, a stick of PVC pipe and an air compressor fitting.
Here is the sign I was presented with on the front door...it's HUGE...takes up about half of the glass on the entry way.
I guess we all know where I'll be doing *MY* hardware shopping in the future...

We should pass this along.
This is at Cypress Ace Hardware
11655 Jones Rd
Houston, TX
**Edited to add address and location**