My sons both brought home hamsters last night (second hand pets from neighbors). The wife played with one that was really cute. Then she went to get the other one and it promptly bit her drawing first blood.
When I left the house this morning the wife was suiting up and heading for the safe. I fully expect a war zone when I get home. My money is on my wife, but that little guy is pretty quick.
First Blood
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First Blood
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You know hamsters like to hide in small, dark and tiny places. Sometimes they hide so well they can never be found. 
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I sympathize. My wife bought a hamster to give as a birthday present. It got sick and she just couldn't bear the thought of "tossing it" and buying another.
She thought we could medicate it, so she held the little darling, and I prepared to dose the critter. It bit her and held on for quite a while. It died.
She thought we could medicate it, so she held the little darling, and I prepared to dose the critter. It bit her and held on for quite a while. It died.
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flintknapper
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Hamsters are not real strong swimmers, just in case you didn't know.jmra wrote:My sons both brought home hamsters last night (second hand pets from neighbors). The wife played with one that was really cute. Then she went to get the other one and it promptly bit her drawing first blood.
When I left the house this morning the wife was suiting up and heading for the safe. I fully expect a war zone when I get home. My money is on my wife, but that little guy is pretty quick.
Hamster= Designer Rat.
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Bring 'em over to my place to visit my rescue pup "Booker" -- he will take care of the problem for you. Then I can apologize for ya!
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My son and I raised hamsters together, years ago, they bite.
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I had a few hamsters when I was 5ish. One had babies. Down the road one of the babies tried to eat her. She didn't make it.
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Especially in "swirling" waters!flintknapper wrote: Hamsters are not real strong swimmers, just in case you didn't know.
Hamster= Designer Rat.
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flintknapper
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sjfcontrol wrote:Especially in "swirling" waters!flintknapper wrote: Hamsters are not real strong swimmers, just in case you didn't know.
Hamster= Designer Rat.
Is there any other kind?
I suppose having a plunger nearby would be a prudent safeguard.
I think we're about to tread into "bleeding heart" territory...soon.
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jmra wrote:My sons both brought home hamsters last night (second hand pets from neighbors). The wife played with one that was really cute. Then she went to get the other one and it promptly bit her drawing first blood.
When I left the house this morning the wife was suiting up and heading for the safe. I fully expect a war zone when I get home. My money is on my wife, but that little guy is pretty quick.
lol
My cat could use some exercise let em loose around him he'll make em disappear Tony Soprano style...
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How about hamster McNuggets?flintknapper wrote:I think we're about to tread into "bleeding heart" territory...soon.
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Move to viewforum.php?f=78?WildBill wrote:How about hamster McNuggets?flintknapper wrote:I think we're about to tread into "bleeding heart" territory...soon.
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From "It's always sunny"....Danny Devito keeps acting like he's John Rambo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVqOgklHhF0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVqOgklHhF0
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