Heard something funny on the radio

[longhorn_92]

Snopes will argue about where this guy lived, but I think he deserves to be named an honorary Texan:

Hey! Who posted my family room without my permission?!?....

[glbedd53]

Hey, that's Sarah Bradys confiscation room.

[pbwalker]

....does that make me a Self-Respecting Texan 3.22 times over?

Almost...I believe, in order to be a Texan, you cannot remember everything you have. If you can recite your "arsenal", then it is not enough.

[jmorris]

I suppose a Kalifornian may well consider that to be a bunch, or a gaggle, or whatever. I don't really speak Kalifornian, so I'm not sure what they would call it.

"Arsenal" is the word you're looking for, I think.

Nah, it's gotta be something more "evil" sounding. Maybe a "horde of weapons sufficient to arm a small militia".

A very small militia.

Gnomes got a militia????

[mgood]

A very small militia.

Gnomes got a militia????

Of course: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=138753816138436" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[jimlongley]

1 M1 Garand
1 M1 Carbine
1 M1903-A3
1 10-22
1 AR something
1 XD9
1 .22/45
1 NAA Guardian
1 PPKS
2 1911s
1 Flintlock
1 Caplock
&
1 Flobert



If I hadn't sold off a few there wouldn't have been room in the safe, the Kentucky rifles don't fit anyway, but I figure I have a good representation.

Actually the PPKS and XD9 are my wife's, but they are in the house.

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Now wait just a cotton-pickin minute. Isn't that the thing that attaches to a vacuum cleaner, and cuts hair?

Close, mine's an indoor shotgun, almost the same difference.

[rdcrags]

If the Supreme Court should suddenly rule the other way on the meaning of the 2nd, could a forum like this claim to be a militia? Just wondering.