Shows at the GRB
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Shows at the GRB
Does anyone else think its quirky when they have a gun show and a bridal show on the same weekend?
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Re: Shows at the GRB
Nah. Haven't you ever heard of a Shotgun Wedding? 

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Re: Shows at the GRB
Recently an Arkansas mountain man disputed that his marriage was legal.
He said her daddy's shotgun wasn't loaded. :-)
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In related Arkansas news, their Supreme Court had to decide this thorny issue:
If a man and wife get divorced, are they still brother and sister?
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He said her daddy's shotgun wasn't loaded. :-)
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In related Arkansas news, their Supreme Court had to decide this thorny issue:
If a man and wife get divorced, are they still brother and sister?
SIA
N. Texas LTC's hold 3 breakfasts each month. All are 800 AM. OC is fine.
2nd Saturdays: Rudy's BBQ, N. Dallas Pkwy, N.bound, N. of Main St., Frisco.
3rd Saturdays: Golden Corral, 465 E. I-20, Collins St exit, Arlington.
4th Saturdays: Sunny St. Cafe, off I-20, Exit 415, Mikus Rd, Willow Park.
2nd Saturdays: Rudy's BBQ, N. Dallas Pkwy, N.bound, N. of Main St., Frisco.
3rd Saturdays: Golden Corral, 465 E. I-20, Collins St exit, Arlington.
4th Saturdays: Sunny St. Cafe, off I-20, Exit 415, Mikus Rd, Willow Park.
Re: Shows at the GRB
Arkansas is also the only state where the Walmarts have greeting cards that say...
"Happy Birthday Uncle Dad!"
"Happy Birthday Uncle Dad!"
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Re: Shows at the GRB
Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas.... Anywhere would have called it the teethbrush
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Re: Shows at the GRB
I have some arkansas jokes i would like to tell but forum rules would prohibit any of the jokes i have from being posted. 

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Re: Shows at the GRB
Arkansas aside, I think it's great that they finally gave men something to do when the fiancees drag them to bridal shows.
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Re: Shows at the GRB
Luckily my wife wanted to elope and not go through all that. She's envious of the fact that I get these frequent shows for my hobby and she's got nothing for hers (knitting).MasterOfNone wrote:Arkansas aside, I think it's great that they finally gave men something to do when the fiancees drag them to bridal shows.
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Destination weddings are where it's at! We went to Punta Cana in the Dominican Republic....no bridal shows for me!adamcsills wrote:Luckily my wife wanted to elope and not go through all that. She's envious of the fact that I get these frequent shows for my hobby and she's got nothing for hers (knitting).MasterOfNone wrote:Arkansas aside, I think it's great that they finally gave men something to do when the fiancees drag them to bridal shows.


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