I particularly like number ten:
Guns galore. You probably assumed this. But did you have in mind a gold-plated handgun? Or a triple-barrel shotgun that can shoot multiple calibers? What about pink guns – for the ladies! They can put them in the bra that comes with a holster. Speaking of ladies: No convention of phallic symbol-fetishizers would be complete without gun porn.
Didn't see the tripple-barrel shotgun that shoots multiple calibers. Interesting. Gun porn? Really? I never looked at it that way. Hmmm. These people are truly screwed in the head. I'd be willing to bet that if you took any one of them to the range and taught proper and safe gun handling and marksmanship discipline that they'd have a ball, grinning from ear to ear. As I told someone else at the Convention, some of these Libs "Need to be kissed, and by someone who knows how," to borrow a quote from Rhet Butler.


-Dreamer42
NRA
MVPA
USAR Engineers 10 yrs.